25 Great Calvin And Hobbes Quotes

To be fair there were hundreds of fantastic quotes in Calvin And Hobbes through its 10 year run, This is our selection of just 25 of our favourite quotes, many of these seem as profound, inciteful and pretty accurate as they did when they were first written

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

They can make me do it, but they can’t make me do it with dignity.

If good things lasted forever, how would we appreciate how precious they are?

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.

I know life’s unfair. But why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?

It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning

I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

That’s the thing about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse

His train of thought is still boarding at the station

A man’s home is his castle, but it shouldn’t have to be a fortress.

You can present the material, but you can’t make me care

What’s a pronoun?” “A noun that’s lost it’s amateur status.

I suppose if we don’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot in life

I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Reality continues to ruin my life

Your denial of my victimhood is lowering my self-esteem!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend

I think grown-ups just act like they know what they’re doing.

Words are the money of fools

I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

The truth is most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

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